Feel the Force, Motherfucker

Feel the Force, Motherfucker

[This has been making the rounds of e-mail lists. Thanks to YodaFan128 for sending me this.]

The Top 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson’s
Character ‘Jedi Master Mace Windu’ Say in the Star
Wars Prequels:

10. You don’t need to see my goddamn identification, ’cause these
ain’t the motherfuckin’ droids you’re looking for.

Samuel L Jackson Mace Windu

These ain't the motherfuckin' droids you looking for

9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’ll never know, ’cause
even if it did I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker.

8. This is your father’s lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively,
have to kill every motherfuckin’ stormtrooper in the room…
accept no substitutes.

7. If Obi-wan ain’t home then I don’t know what the fuck we’re gonna
do. I ain’t got no other connections on Tattooine.

6. Feel the Force, motherfucker.

5. What ain’t no planet I’ve ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce
on What?

4. You sendin’ the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that’s all you had to say!

3. Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror’s got a hair problem. What the brother
gonna do? He’s a wookie.

2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?

1. Hand me my lightsaber… it’s the one that says, ‘Bad MotherFucker.’

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