[The Last Patriot is a right-wing extremist from Fort Davis, Texas. His opinions are generally in direct opposition to those of West Texas Weekly’s editorial staff.]
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
MEXICANS IS THE NEW AL QAEDAS!
I am following the case of Antonio Martinez, a Mexican. Not familiar? Check out a synopsis:
“On Wednesday, FBI agents arrested a young Muslim-American man who was allegedly plotting to blow up a U.S. military recruitment office in Maryland. Officials nabbed the suspect, 21-year-old Antonio Martinez, after trapping him in an intricate sting operation that was facilitated, at least in part, by Facebook.”
This guy is a Mexican kid on Facebook who is an Al Qaeda. Goddamnit, parents, WATCH YOUR MEXICAN KIDS WHEN THEY ARE ON THE FACEBOOK!
If I would’ve gotten on Facebook and blowed up a military recruiting office as a kid, you can know damn well I would have got a BUTT WHUPPING!
All Mexicans are secret Al Qaedas. If you don’t believe me, listen to these clues:
- Hummus is made of BEANS. Mexicans like beans. Americans like beef.
- They are both brown. Americans are peach-colored.
- Neither ones talk English. Americans talk English.
- They both have big families with a million cousins. Americans have normal-sized families (except Mormons).
- They like to build of dirt and junk. Americans like split-level ranch houses.
I am doing top-secret surveillance of THE FACEBOOK SITE. It is what all these kids are into and it is obviously a hotbed of sedition and treason.
FREE THE HUTARI17– CHRISTIAN PHALANX FOR GOD AND COUNTRY