How is Sul Ross like a black man? It’s on probation.
I caught a lot of local flack for my excellent and well-researched article: You Can Wipe Your Ass with a Degree from Sul Ross.
Turns out that I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG. Who agrees with me? The Southern Association of Colleges and Schools Commission on Colleges, THAT’S WHO!!!
They have placed Sul Ross on double-secret probation (much like in Animal House). If Sul Ross loses its accreditation, then the degrees it issues will be so much butt paper.
If Sul Ross loses its accreditation Alpine will end up like Pecos (a.k.a. a complete shithole).
Institution Name: Sul Ross State University
CEO: Dr. Ricardo Maestas
Address 1: 400 North Harrison
City: Alpine State: TX Zip: 79832
Institution Phone: (432) 837-8011
Public Sanctions: Probation
Next Reaffirmation: 2018
Sul Ross State University was continued in accreditation for good cause and placed on probation because it had exhausted its two-year monitoring period for complying with the principles and had failed to demonstrate compliance with Comprehensive Standard 126.96.36.199 (Institutional Effectiveness: Educational Program) of the Principles of Accreditation.
This standard expects an institution to identify intended outcomes, assess the extent of achievement of outcomes, and provide evidence of improvement based on findings regarding its educational programs and student learning.
My advice to young people is stop reading and further the inevitable decline of civilization. Stop studying. Play video games. Look at Internet pornography. Text message. Anything else is bucking the trend.
Civilization as we know it is being destroyed. Literacy is an outdated concept. So is patriotism, religion and morality. The only things that really, truly exist are television, celebrity, drugs and entertainment. I wish it wasn’t true, but it is.
Why go to college when Snookie from Jersey Shore is making $7,500 per appearance?